[ Far, Far, to the North lies an unforgiving land, ]
[ where the nights last several moons and the winters are cruel. ]
[ This is the land of the Vikings. ]
[ Here fierce chieftains lead their mighty warriors to battle. ]
Charge! Charge! Charge!
Hello?
Anybody home?
By Thor! Noooo...
It's always the same, we raid and nobody's there.
Are the gods angry with us? Huh?
Hear the words of the gods.
Half a loaf of bread is better than none.
The early bird gets the worm.
Kryptograf, make yourself useful for once.
Who those won't sail us!
How do our enemy's vanish without a trace.
Odin says that...
fear lends them wings.
What did you just say, Kryptograf?
This thing called "fear" gives them the power to fly?
- No, it was just a figure of speech,... - Imagine if we could fly.
Excuse me, I thing you've misinterpreted what we-
I'm going to find the champion of fear, who will teach us this magic art...
With fear giving us wings, nothing will stand in our way.
Soon we can boast to the world, Vikings know all about fear!
We are the most chicken hearted, jelly, belly, measly, cowards of them all!
Cowards, cowards, cowards, cowards!
Cowards, cowards, cowards...
I would give anything to whoever brings me that champion.
Anything?
Kryptograf, can you do it?
Odin says that the champion of fear is...
located right...
right...
Right there.
ASTERIX AND THE VIKINGS
[ But where has the finger of fate pointed? ]
[ A village of steed fast Gaul's, the last hold-out against the Roman Empire... ]
[ sharing mutual respect, harmony and understanding. ]
- Hey, Obélix. - So, Astérix,
anything exciting happening today?
- No not really. - Hey, any trouble from the Romans?
No, I'm afraid not.
- You say my fish is rotten? - It's more than rotten, it's a health hazard.
I feel like something is missing around here, I don't know what.
Maybe a good fish fight.
Actually I think there's a fish fight going on right now.
There is?
- Wanna join in? - Oh, I suppose so...
- But Obélix, no stones okay? - Well, at least they're fresh.
Stop the fight!
Stop it I say, stop it!
I hold in my hand a letter, from my brother Doublehelix,
the renowned warrior, the famous hero of the battle of Gragovia...
who fought side by side, with the great Vercingetorix.
But, what's the news?
Huh? Oh... oh yes, he's sending his son Justforkix here from Presidium.
Now, you're my two fines warriors. I an giving you the job of training Justforkix to be a man.
We'll make him the greatest warrior, Gaul has ever seen.
So, we must prepare a grand feast in his honor.
Alright people, you know what to do.
- Hey, dudes! - Huh!
So... are you?... Of course you are...
Justforkix.
This is Justforkix, son of my brother Doublehelix,
the renowned warrior, the famous hero of the battle... of Gag...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, big deal. - Huh... ya... I... well, ...
And these are my finest warriors, Astérix and Obélix.
They will be in charge of your training.
Hello.
Hey, look over there, is that your bird?
Yeah, that's S.M.S. Short Message Servicix.
I send S.M.S's to all my babes.
Uh, I guess you're not in the new technology out here in the sticks.
Hey, what's for dinner?
- Well, we've prepared an exquisite dinner... - This fish aren't very fresh.
- I told you so... - Not fresh? Why you...
I think what's great about Presidium it's a 24 hour town...
yeah, well you know, open all night, trance, dance, the works... it's pretty cool.
- Hey... you want some wild boar? - Oh yeah... no, I don't eat meat, just vegetable!
Vegetable, but, but?
You don't understand, I bagged the boar myself! Come on, try a teeny weenie bite!
When I was your age, I ate nothing but boar.
Boar pudding, boar pod-pie, boar cake with marmalade.
Don't force him, you'll turn him off.
Astérix, look at him! Don't you see how skinny he is?
If we wanna make a warrior out of him, we've got to get him to eat.
Oh... man, this really is the sticks.
Kakofonix, what we want you, you'll be singing in the boys choir.
Huh?... Barbarian!
- You wanna dance? - What? To this? No way...
Geltic music, is like so ancient history.
So, well, what's like... groovy right now?
Let me show you how we get... down and dirty. Nothing can hold you...
♪ Get started. ♪ Get started.
♪ Party dancing if we don't want to dance.
♪ What dance in all the world.
♪ Get your back up on the wall.
♪ How to dance if we don't now how to dance!
♪ Come on it, back up the wall! ♪ Back up ... up the wall! ♪ Back up on it!
♪ Come on it! Come on now!
♪ Get started! Be on it!
♪ Get started, it's time to dance!
♪ Get started! come on in!
♪ Get started! Come on in!
♪ Get started! Get started!
Hey, hey, are you in the flow bro?
Oh yeah, I'm down and dirty, pal.
You sure you packed everything, Olaf? your maze, your canoe, a change of under armor?
Dad, please, this is my... 34th or 35th... raid.
- Oh, Honey, come here a sec. - Yes, dear.
While you're out pillaging the barbarian, don't forget to drop by their temples...
and pick up a couple of chandeliers.
- Yes dear. - Now, here's the list of furniture I want...
I want a full selection of economical, but stylish tables, desks, bookcases...
and cabinets in oak, pine and teak, they're easily assembled.
- You've got that? - Yes, my dear.
Oh, and we can use a new pair of matching skulls.
I'll look out for twins.
Okay, is it time to go? I'm all ready...
Abba, I've told you a 100 times...
this is not a pleasure cruise, it's a business trip.
Daddy please... pretty please...
Let me come with you just this once, and then I'll never bother you again, I promise.
Well, you...
No, wait... absolutely not.
No women, and no children on board.
- Why? - Don't argue, I have spoken.
By Thor and Odin put together.
And don't you dare, put that look on me, young lady.
I'll make you another list.
No women, no children on board.
Ohh, being a girl sucks.
Heave away, lads...
Justforkix!
It's time to start training to become a mighty warrior.
It's not even noon yet! Oh, wake me up at three.
- Obélix... - May I?
Pi-Pi-Pi-Pirates!
Gau-Gau-Gau-Gaul's!
Ogh... being a man sucks.
♪ Every night, what a view be in!
♪ Be my friend, I'm just asking.
♪ In the day wouldn't come or back on my feet.
♪ The men, hand in hand, do the fight.
♪ So many times, it's coming too bad!
♪ You plan to cast some old story.
♪ So go to dream, on the dream of that past.
♪ You might find and forgive I'm lier.
♪ I don't mind go say a theme of goodbye.
♪ Why didn't you do this time and suffer thing that goes.
♪ And the price, no surprise, to come is where in the night,
♪ And he wants in your fond with the eyes...
♪ of the tiger.
♪ Oh, please, I'll come back in!
♪ Time in turn every memory.
♪ There might be hours that come in back to me
♪ and with the chance we surprise to survive.
♪ And that's a gift of him on surprise.
♪ And he wants in your fond with the eyes...
♪ of the tiger.
♪ I'll be you!
Gentlemen, how is my nephew doing?
- Fantastic... he's doing great. - Well... great may not be the word exactly.
- Oh, yeah, he's doing really great. - Let's just say, we're doing our best.
- Uh! Impedimenta, bring him in. - Go on.
No, no, not them.
Please, please, do not leave me alone with them.
Is that... what you call fantastic, great progress?
I gave you a mission, to make a man of him.
Ah... nobody asked me if I wanted to be a man.
Well, that's enough,... here you'll carry on.
And you two, had better find something he likes to do.
Ahh... it's ready.
- We're getting ready for a party or something? - Yeah, sort of.
But first you'll need a little pick me up.
Wow... thanks sonny.
Yeah, I'm ... I'm not drinking that! It's not organic.
- Hey, wait... wait, it's good for you. - Wow... look at him go.
It'll make you manly, it'll pull hair on your chest.
You don't have hair on your chest, come to think of it, neither do I.
Obélix.
Thank you.
- Salmon, boar? - Salmon.
- Salmon, boar? - Salmon...
Salmon.
- You new... I don't know you. - Yeah...
Abba, what're you doing here? I said you can't come.
I had it up to here, with can't.
I'm not staying at home anymore...
- You think it's right to treat women like slaves? - Yeah!
- One day we're going to be equal to men. - Yeah!
- Are you finished? - No, I'm not finished...
Women wanna fly too, we wanna learn fear!
- We can be just as scared as men. - Yeah!
- Who is this new guy? - That's my daughter, cod-brain.
Your daughter is a man?
Land ahead!
Alright men! Everybody back to their seats and fasten your seat belts! We're getting ready for a landing.
Guys, I-I'm really not sure about this.
Just relax, it'll be fun, you know everybody's going.
Is this where the party is, Huh?
Long live Pax Romana!
What is that?
Caesar forever!
That's Oleaginous, he's new around here..
- Can I take this one? - No... leave him to the kid.
Yes Astérix, leave him to the kid, let him do the honors.
Alright, alright, take it easy.
- Would your highness, care to do the honors? - What?
- On three. - Are you crazy?
- One. - I'm a pacifist
- Two. - I'm not gonna fight anyone.
Three.
- Yeah... you did it. - First one down.
They're animals!
- Let me out of here. - Second door on the right past the tent.
Thank you.
- Hey, the kid's gettin' into it. - I knew he'd like it.
Crazy... they're all crazy.
Vi-Vi- Vikings!
At last, my fist raid, I can't wait.
D-D-Don't even think about it, you're staying on board until we're back home.
- What? You can't do that. - Yes I can.
- I won't stay, you can't make me. - Yes I can.
- Oh Yeah? - Yeah.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah!
Alright men, you know why we're here, but there's going to be...
no killing and plundering this time. - Knit-picking, always knit-picking.
Rather than slaughter them, we must observe them and get what we came for.
- Find the champion, then we can slaughter them. - Yeah!
Olaf, over here.
- You're sure you've got the plan. - Yeah..
No... I'm sorry dad, but it's a really complicated plan.
Sit down and I'll try again.
- Here, this is you. - I'm a rock?
- Just pretend it's you. - Okay.
Now.. here's the champion of fear. See, how he's shaking and trembling.
Now, if you capture the champion of fear like this, then you can ask chief Timandahaf for anything you want.
- Uh! What'd I want? - Her,... the Chief's daughter, Abba.
Uh, It looks like a rock!
- There... it's a girl. - What am I supposed to do with her?
- Marry her. - Why? She took my hair.
Because the chief doesn't have a son, which means his son in law is next in line to be chief.
Do you understand the plan now?
Uhm, .... Yeah...
I'm a rock.
Well, I think that went rather well.
Yeah... I think it was good for the kid anyway, he was really enjoying himself.
Obélix, Astérix, help, they're coming!
- Ahh, there's our boy. - Yeah, look at him run.
They're landing, the Vikings are landing on the beach!
- We have to tell the others, before it's too late. - Take it easy, one invader at a time.
That's right, they have to take their time, we were first.
We have to go... what are you waiting for?
- What? you wanna go now? - Aren't you listening to me?
Don't you know who the Vikings are?
Sure, the ruthless savage warriors who destroy everything in their path.
Just because we are provincial doesn't mean we aren't with it.
- Maybe we should talk to him. - Yeah, yea, you know what, I think he's hungry.
- I'll go get a boar. - No, no, no, I think it'd be better, if you talk to him.
Oh... oh, alright listen, you mustn't get scared we're here for you.
Remember we're Gaul's, we don't know the meaning of fear, right?
Well... I do, I'm an expert, I'm afraid of everything.
I'm like ah... the champion of fear.
There, there, look at you, a big tough warrior, you're not frightened now, are you?
I guess not. It's not so bad now, as long you're here.
- Spoil sports. - We've better get going, we don't want to miss lunch!
Yeah, we'll continue the training tomorrow.
You'll see, you can easily become a warrior, no problem!
No, it's hopeless.
What? You saw the champion? And he knows the meaning of fear?
Yeah, yeah, he does, I observed him.
But when he's with those stupid Gaul's he starts to forget it, he's not too bright.
You idiot, you looked at the right man and you didn't grab him? You think we're here to take notes?
Rescue that champion, before these Barbarians drain all the fear out of him.
Hey, hey, hey, ah... Justforkix, I-I've been trying out some of those dance steps.
You know... the one's you showed me, and ah... ah... I'm just not sure I've got it right.
Well you're right about one thing, you don't got it right, look...
your left foot, goes behind you like this.
- Oh yeah, yeah it's better - Yeah, much better.
Repeat that a few times after I'm gone, and you'll rule the dance floor in no time.
Gone? Justforkix, are you leaving us?
Yeah.
Hey, Justforkix, hold on a second.
Huh?
Here kid, I've got something for you, this is my finest stone.
I was planning to give it to you, as a graduation present.
You know, when you became a warrior.
But you can have it now, you can keep on training with it back home, if you want.
If you try to lift it every day, I'm sure you'll make it.
Yeah, I don't think so... it's impossible.
How can you know it's impossible, if you don't try?
What're you doing? You're encouraging him to leave?
- It's his own decision to make. - No it isn't, no it isn't.
What about our promise to Majestix? What about the honor of our village?
- We can't force him, it isn't right. - Well it's not right to...
Faster... Yah... Faster.
Oh, look at that... the axle is shot.
Stupid stone.
This is great, it just keeps getting better and better.
Who's there?
Hello?
Obélix? Astérix? Is that you?
Hello?
Oh, just the wind.
The wind and some squirrels, teeny, weenie, harmless little squirrels.
And a Viking. No!
Well, if he doesn't wanna be here, then we don't want him here.
Well, I guess it's better this way.
Ah! I feel pretty good about it. Don't you feel pretty good about it, Obélix?
I guess so.
Well, boy, I'm getting hungry.
I sure could use a couple a boars, what'd you say?
- I'm not hungry. - You're not? Come on..
A couple a nice... juicy boars.
You know, he never even got to taste that wild boar.
I guess, we didn't make him feel all that welcome, if you think about it.
He was really improving too, with just a little bit more training.
I could have made a real warrior out of him.
It's gonna be really quiet around here now.
S.M.S.? What? Wait, wait, what?
What's happening?
Justforkix, had an accident.
Ahh, this foreign chariot are junk.
- You put in a teeny, little stone and they bust. - Hmm, strange though...
that he went off into the forest, alone. - Even stranger, he left my present behind.
Obélix, look!
Justforkix's sword. He's been kidnapped by the Vikings.
Oh no...
We have to tell the chief.
Oh, aha, Astérix, Obélix, guess who's dropped by? My brother Doublehelix...
the renowned warrior, the famous hero of the battle of Gregovia.
That's enough flattery, don't forget the battle of Presidium.
Well, I only have a few minutes, before I have to go off to Presidium,
So I'll just drop by and say hello to Justforkix, a...
- No... - No, you can't see him.
- It seems impossible. - He is far, far, away.
- On a field trip. - It's a training program. A lot of training in the program.
Are we talking about the same kid?
Oh, that's a good one.
I'll return at the next full moon, he'll be back from his field trip by then, I suppose.
See you men later...
The Vikings?
I make a solemn vow, I shall go to the land of the Vikings...
and bring back Justforkix, before the next full moon.
- Me too. - That's good.
My nephew's life, and the honor of the village are in your hands.
Don't worry, we'll get him back in time.
Astérix, take this potion with you for the dangers ahead.
Go North, till you hit the first intersection of land.
- Turn left. - Left.
- Then veer to right, go straight to the next shore, - Right... straight... shore...
- And then turn left, then turn right after that. - Left... right...
- Then you want to Jig after that, veer to the... - Hey... what was that? Jail?
- Just follow the North Star. - Right... got you, North Star. Okay.
Wait... wait, before going on your epic journey...
you can't leave without a farewell ballad.
- No, no... you shouldn't... - Oh, but I insist.
- Farewell... - Luck be with you.
What's all that?
- Ah-m.. survival rations. - Huh!
He doesn't look too smashed up.
- Mercy! - Mercy? What's that?
Must be another one of their strange inventions.
He is good.
Huh! Tie him up! I don't want him flying away.
Nooo...
I'm hungry!
Yeah... well, maybe you shouldn't have eaten all the survival rations on the first day.
I can't help it, when I am worried I eat.
- How much further is it? - I don't know Obélix.
The fog is hiding the sky, I don't know where the North Star is.
Anything else for that matter?
Huh! S.M.S.
I thought I have lost you. We'll get out of this, right?
Hey... cool bird! It' yours, right?
- Yeah, sure it's mine all right. - Are you the champion?
My name is Justforkix, who are you?
Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I'm Abba.
Would, ah... would you help me?
- Yeah, if I can. - Okay.
Yeah... thanks... that's nice.
- You're cold? - No, not cold, I'm... I'm...
Afraid.
- You're so lucky. - Luck... lucky?
- To be able to fly.. - Fly?
I'd love to glide over the sea like a bird, and rise higher and higher, right up to the sun.
Will you teach me? Oh, please teach me.
Tell me your secret.
Well, huh... If you help me get back home, I'll... I'll give it a try.
What are you doing? I told you a 100 times, not to talk to strangers.
- Sorry. - Not you!
Her!
Dad, thanks for embarrassing me, in front of the hostage.
- I'm still hungry! - No kidding!
Astérix, do you really think the North Star is still up there?
Above the fog I mean.
Unless you ate it, yes.
Obélix, you just gave me an idea.
- Did you see it? - No, try again.
A-ha! That way, Obélix.
So, when're you gonna talk to your father, about setting me free?
As soon as you teach me to fly.
Oh, yeah, that...
I was just wondering of it...
What's your attitude about people, who promise something, and... and...
then, can't deliver all of it?
Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there.
- Wh ... wh .... what is that? - The last guy who lied to me.
Daddy took care of him.
How's three o'clock Tuesday, for your first flying lesson?
Let's raise our skulls to the champion of fear.
- Long live the champ! - Long live the champ! - Long live the champ!
- Well! - Are they be drinking out of my head soon? - No, silly...
this is how Vikings welcome guests.
- Viking! - For he's a jolly good Viking... - Skol! Skol!
So, I'm assuming, this is organic vegetable juice?
It is vegetable juice, right?
- It's organic alright.
For he's a jolly good Viking... And so say all of us...
Look.
- That way. - Yeah... that way.
I have an idea.
Telegraph... Stenograph... Horriblegraf...
- About time. - Riffraff... Halfandhalf...
What's so funny?
You hear that, Astérix? All their names end in "af".
Astéraf, actually, my name is Astéraf, Obélaf.
- Obélaf! - I don't have you on the invitation list...
We're right here!
Okay, we're officially sneak in.
Not now! We have to find Justforkix.
- Hey, you! Come here! - Wow! He's back up already?
Hey, they're tougher then the Romans, don't you think? I'll handle it this time.
Okay, but whatever you do, don't get yourself-
- Noticed. - What's going on here?
Can't I have a moment of peace and quiet, to eat my Walrus ala Crème.
Uhuhm! How do you make Walrus ala Crème? Oh, it sounds divine.
Oh, It is! It's just like making Strawberry ala Crème, only instead of strawberries, you use...
Wait a minute! Who are you? And what are you doing here?
Well, I'm Astéraf and this is Obélaf...
and we're looking for Justforkix. - Ah! The champion.
- The ... champion of what? - Fear, of course!
Take a look.
♪ I go and take right now.
♪ The shunner goes rebound.
♪ I come again crazy!
♪ I really love patter.
♪ People, be polite!
- Why aren't you dancing with your fiancée? - I'm busy.
Look... he's in trouble.
- Hey, leave them alone, they're my friends. - Friends?
- Long live the champ! - Long live the champ!
- Yeah! Well, that's great champ, but now it's time to say goodbye. Huh?
We're going home, come on. Say bye, bye! Bye, bye, everyone.
Hey, I just got here.
Well, your father is expecting you at the village, by the next full moon.
- Oh, no, not dad. - Oh, no, not dad.
- I'm staying here. - He's staying here.
Uh! Enough already! You're coming with us.
Don't talk to him like this, you're gonna get him mad.
Hey, you're just like my dad. Don't do this. Don't do that.
Well, if your dad says that, it's for your own good, it's because he cares about you.
My father doesn't care about me. All he ever wanted, was to get rid of me.
If he cared about me so much, he wouldn't have sent me, to stay with a bunch of country pumpkins.
- Pumpkins? - Pumpkins.
You put me through a nightmare. They treat me the way I deserve.
So just go away, all right? I never want to see you again.
- Uh! - Obélix wait...
Don't forget the tip.
Obélix! Wait for me.
Hey, Obélix!
Justforkix, wait... Who are those two strangers?
Ah... nobody.
What's the matter? You were having a great time, until they showed up. Ah... nobody.
Uh! It was just a message from my father. I've got... problems.
Uh! You don't understand..
Maybe I understand better than you think. Don't worry about it.
Come on... lighten up!
- It's past your bed time, go home now. Beat it! - Sorry, let's get outta here.
- We should get back to the party. - Yeah... let's go back in.
Friends. I propose a toast,...
to the man who brilliantly accomplished his mission...
by capturing the champion of fear.
None other... than my son, Olaf.
- Yeah! Long live Olaf! - long live Olaf.
So, what does that big lad of yours want?
Oh... what?
My son Olaf, has the honor to request, the hand of your daughter, Abba.
- My daughter's hand? - My daughter's hand?
I could use her skull, but her hand... I don't know.
What's this all about?
- Did you promise my hand to this fish face? - It's none of your business.
Are you saying choosing a husband, is none of a women's business?
That's the Viking way.
You pick out a girl and drag her by the hair back to your house.
That's how I met your mother! Nothing wrong with the good old ways, is there Vagia?
Oh, well... you know, beside the near scalping and a nasty case of road rash from the dragging,
it was the happiest day of my life!
- Yeah... if I can jump in here for a second. - I'm not marrying that haddock brain.
You're marrying that haddock brain, and that's that!
- There is not going to be any wedding! - Yes there is!
Stop her!
- Justforkix! - Abba!
- No! - Don't worry, Abba, I'll take care of you!
I'm warning you, that I-
Tomorrow would be a good day for the wedding!
All right!
But first, the champion is going to show us how he flies!
Obélix! Obélix, where are you going? Are you planning to walk back home?
Yes!
I know how you feel, but just because Justforkix-
Don't mention that name! I've already forgotten it!
That's my doggy. That's a good doggy who loves his daddy.
Unlike some others, I won't name!
- Obélix, you can't just walk off! - Why not?
Obélix, Justforkix needs us!
He just doesn't know it! Now come back and help me!
I can't after what he said! It's impossible!
Ah, that's what Justforkix said about lifting a stone.
All right! Go ahead and frighten us!
- Why? - So we can fly of course!
- Is he stupid or what? - They're completely crazy!
I said scare us!
Sure, here we go...
- What's that? - That's a scary growl.
No, this is a scary growl!
There's been a misunderstanding. You're frightening me!
Enough! It's time for the champion to demonstrate his flying skills.
- Take him to the cliff! - No! No!
- Justforkix? Justforkix? - Where is he?
There is somebody.
Where is Justforkix? Where did they take him?
- I don't know! - Tell me, where he is...
or I'll really lose my temper!
Good work, subtle...
way to interrogate the enemy, into telling us absolutely nothing!
Are you ready for takeoff?
Roger!
Oh-Oh,... we've got a chemical problem! I'll fix it!
It's my teeth! My teeth are chattering!
False alarm, he's in perfect flying condition! Request permission...
Roger. Launch the champion!
Stop! Wait one moment!
- What now? - Look! Thor is giving us a sign!
Yeah.
- Oh, too late... it's gone. - Enough stalling!
I'm beginning to think that he can't fly!
And if he can't fly, there'll be no wedding!
- Oh! He can fly! - Uh, no, I can't!
- He is ready now! - No, please!
Please, don't drop me, I'm begging you! Please!
Drop him!
Amazing! He is flying!
Alright you weak-kneed, lily-livered cowards!
Let's fly off the cliff!
- Off the cliff! - Off the cliff!
Stop! First of all, you're not scared enough!
And even more important we have a wedding to attend!
Alright!
Wait! What about me?
Olaf. Olaf! You have to come too!
This is your W.E.D.D.I.N.G.
O...kay if I have to.
What about the champion?
I believe, it wont be long now... till he's flying his way back home.
Kryptograf! You coming or what?
Coming... Chief!
Well, this is really strange! Maybe fear can make you fly!
Well, you're pretty strong!
Astérix. Obélix! I'm so glad to see you. I...
I didn't think you'd ever, want anything to do with me again after...
you know, after what I said to you!
Was I really flying?
- Let's get back to the boat! - No! No, we can't go!
The... the Vikings think... that I-I-I can fly.
So, the chief has to keep his promise to Kryptograf, and his son will marry Abba.
So that I can teach them how to fly, except that I can't, and... we have to stop the wedding!
- These Vikings are crazy! - No, no, no, no, we're going home!
- Sorry. - Forget everything I just said!
I hate you! I hate you!
My little girl.
- Stop! Turn around, we have to take Abba with us! - No, Sir, we don't have time!
- Besides we can't kidnap the chief's daughter! - But she wants to be kidnapped!
Let's give the kid his Viking. It would make him so happy!
Out of the question!
- And don't make any more trouble! - Hey, don't get mad at me.
- I didn't do anything! - No?
Not in front of the kid!
If we'd taken Justforkix straight from the feast, we wouldn't be in this mess! And why didn't we take him?
Because Mr. Obélix, had to be a big baby and run off soaking!
And what about you? If you'd been nicer to him at the feast, he would have agreed to come with us!
I am tired of all your if, if this is, and if, if that...
Oh, I get it! Only Mr. Astérix has any brains! But Mr. Astérix doesn't know how to talk to kids!
You think I don't know how to talk to kids?
What do you think Justforkix? You think I don't know how to talk to you?
Justforkix?
No...
- You can't make me get married! No! - I won't ... Ah! Ah!
Uh! It reminds me of my wedding day!
You nearly bit my finger off, before we gagged you!
Good times!
There's gonna be big trouble, when Justforkix gets back!
But he's not coming back! He flew away! And I don't think he's ever coming back!
Nobody move! Stop the wedding!
- Hooray the champ! - Justforkix!
What're you doing here? You... you were falling... I mean flying away.
Liar! You know I can't... I-I-I can't...uh!....
Possibly let this wedding go on.
Justforkix, what happened to you?
Get him, boys!
- Hey! Hands off our kid! - Right now buster!
That's our chance! Let's get out of here!
Follow them! Kill the champion! Do you understand?
Kill the champion. That I understand!
We have to make it to the harbor!
Why do we need a boat? You can just fly away and take me with you!
Uh, right... sorry! Listen... I'm just... I'm not scared enough!
Look!
If you touch her, I will break you in two... like this!
Potion is not working anymore! I have to visualize to break!
Like this?
Great! You are afraid!
- Fly away! You can carry me with you! - I can't.
You're still not scared enough?
I'm plenty scared! But... I... can't fly!
What?
Abba! Are you all right?
- Ouch! - You lied to me! You're as bad as all the others!
Abba, wait!
I'm... I'm sorry! I never meant to lie to you! It just sort of happened!
Go find Astérix and Obélix!
Now, that's what I call a real fight! Much more fun than the Romans!
You know, we should invite them down, to invade our village some time.
Oh no! Where is Justforkix?
What's that?
Dogmatix, what's she saying? What's the message?
It's something about Justforkix being in trouble.
She's too tired to say more!
Nice technique! That bird has talent!
We better follow her!
Abba, we have to get away!
No, don't kill him!
So, who's the champ now, hey?
Hey, over there!
Our boy is coming along, isn't he?
Abba?
Abba...
Olaf! Olaf! They're coming! Kill him now!
Where are you?
Hi dad!
The champion, he's flying away with your daughter!
- Hold it! - Right there!
You again!
Stop him, before he flies away!
He's not gonna fly away! He's a liar, a cheat and a phony!
- But we saw him fly. - That's right. We did! We did.
- It was all a trick! - See? - Oh!
That was me! I was holding him up with a rope, right dad?
You idiot. That was supposed to be a secret!
- He can't fly? - Oh, boy!
So you were trying to trick me!
You're shaking! Are you afraid?
No... no Chief! Well, maybe a smidge! Tiny morsel of fear.
Perfect! You're in the right condition for flying!
Odin lied to me! Fear can't make you fly!
No, Abba!
Justforkix!
Abba... Hold on!
Stay where you are! We're coming!
Flying is the only way out of this...
but that's impossible!
You know, a very good friend once told me, how can you know something is impossible if you don't try?
- No! - Justforkix.
No!... No!
Huh? Obélix! Look...
He did it!
He can fly?
You saved my life!
You see? Did you see that? Do you see what he's doing now?
Oh yes, he's doing good, he is doing really good!
You see, Obélix, it's not fear that gives you wings! It's love!
Hello! Vikings?
I have congestion, very weak! Needing help now. Please!
A little more boar?
Oh, yeah, allow me to pour you another mug of barley beer!
Oh, no! We're not gonna make it in time! Faster! Faster!
Where is my son?
I told you! He... he's gone fishing!
No! You said he had gone hunting!
That's right! Hunting for fish!
Coming from Presidium, I'm sure you'll appreciate my newest composition.
I want to see my son... now!
Oh, Hi dad!
I get it! I know my boy alright, always after the girls.
And Justforkix fought Olaf with just a boom from a sail boat!
He was like an one man army!
Vitalstatistix, I want to thank you for what you did for my son!
You should thank Astérix and Obélix. They did it all!
It wasn't us! It was all your son.
Justforkix.
No, I'm not gonna shake your hand!
Son, I'm proud of you!
A little gift for our hostess.
Modern Viking design, Skull wear, lambs, furniture, we make some really lovely stuff, you know!
And this is Fullyautomatix, Unhygienix Geriatrix, and our resident musician, Kakofonix.
You hear that? All their names end in "ix".
Perhaps you gentleman from the North, would like to enjoy an original Gaul ballad?
Sure, sure, I'd love to.
Okay, this is the moment!
I love you!.......
No more, no more! I feel queasy.
My legs are jelly! What's wrong with me?
Now, that's fear!
If this is fear, it must mean that we can fly!
I was wondering Kalifix, what's the use of fear?
Kalifix!
What?
I said what is the use of fear?
Fear is what makes us brave. Real courage is when you overcome fear.
[ And so, for the Vikings a new adventure begins. ]
[ Because you have to admit, their scientific expedition succeeded... ]
[ beyond their wildest dreams. ]
- Oh, is that fog? - I hate fog, I can't stand it.
- I want my mommy. - I don't want any fog.
Mommy, Mommy!
♪ I understand what you said, "Come on, you know that!
♪ Or you'll being wish till I'm here, you want!"
♪ I remember back.
♪ Can you choose for?
♪ Choose, you live for!
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Come on, stop it, if you want to giving off love,
♪ With all your binds,
♪ And I understand you leave only one to go
♪ With all the binds, in it you only bind.
♪ Some may feel you don't say, "Great, if may I?
♪ And if think you find happiness, we say good bye!
♪ It's the men's world!
♪ But you're afraid so." ♪ - Oh, yeah!
♪ Come on, stop it, if you want to giving off love,
♪ With all your binds
♪ And I understand you leave only one to go
♪ With all of binds, in it your only bind!
♪ Give me love!
♪ Come on, stop it, if you want to giving off love,
♪ Come back
♪ And I understand you leave only one to go
♪ With all of binds, in it your only bind.
♪ Tell me all!
♪ Chance slows down see my life from it,
♪ Over my heart, chance for free, nice!
♪ Oh, no!
♪ I run away if I have my choice!
♪ Jump on the strange, and ride - ah - ah - the noise!
♪ Noise!
♪ You keep me safe
♪ In the world that won't stop, ♪ In it guys keep free in,
♪ You are out with them.
♪ Everyday and everything you love to keep me,
♪ Come in I'm for here! ♪ Come in I'm for here! Yeah.
♪ Where you get little, I see!
♪ Through the cage of that surround in me.
♪ Oh, yeah!
♪ Ever been known as I'm down, down.
♪ I don't understand why you say, "Come out!"
♪ Oh-o!
♪ Please keep me safe
♪ in the world that won't stop, ♪ In it guys keep free in,
♪ Though I'll round with them
♪ Everyday and everything you love to keep,
♪ Come in, I'm for here!
♪ And keep me from start of changing longer.
♪ I'll start to show till you save me.
♪ You save me, you save!
♪ Yet, you know
♪ In the world that won't stop, ♪ in it guys keep free in,
♪ You are out with them.
♪ Everyday and everything you love to keep me.
♪ Come in, I'm for here! ♪ Come in, I'm for here!